The other night, I visited my local Tesco metro so stock up on snackage ready for a marathon night of xboxing. I got the usual gaming fare... Coke, chocolate, crisps and these nice cheese twists that they do there. When I got to the till, the assistant put everything in a bag for me, apart from my chocolate.
"I'll let you put this in your handbag in case it gets lost in the carrier bag"
Lost?.... Lost in a tescos bag? Why should be Twix be anymore precious than my other vital groceries? Is this a comman phenonman? Do items usualy disappear from Tescos bags? If it is, I would have saved my Diet Coke from this impending voayage into the unknown, not my Twix. Oh had I but known!